21+ Plant Humor Jokes

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Plant humor jokes. Aloe you so much. What did the big flower say to the little flower. Goes to store to buy a pot and walks out with 20 different plants. Here are 50 funny plant and garden puns that are too clever for their own good turnip down for what unknown time to turnip the page unknown i hate when my bay leaves unknown i need some peas and quiet unknown uno moss unknown if a plant is sad do other plants photo sympathize with it unknown. Leave it in the comments. The wife asks if he is ok and he replies that he is better than ever. Gardening jokes plant puns growing groans plant a bumper crop of garden jokes green humor and corny plant puns that ll grow on you.

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